I’m not really sure what kind of complexes one would need to want to purchase something like this, but it’s better than murdering people with little skin anomalies so that you can wear their skin. (IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.)

This is the Hairy model…

Other models include The Double Thumb, The Love Hate, The Freckles, and The Ebony. That’s right, bizarrely fitting leather gloves to make you look black. It… leaves me speechless.

via SKINOVER.BIZ. Thanks to Edel, who has simply lovely skin, and i’d never make him lotion his skin all day, every day. No siree, not me….